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It’s My Time

So I have been doing some really deep thinking the past week and I am almost 100% positive that I am going to be starting my own business. I want to have a business in the same industry as Derby escorts. I worked for them for seven years and fell in love with that type of work. My only issue was the people I worked with. So I figured if I was the boss of my own business than I would get to pick and chose who is on my team rather than being forced to work with ones I don’t like. I have been researching what credentials I need in order to start this particular type of business and so far it seems a little complicated. But complicated or not I am going to give it my all because I honestly feel I could go so far managing a team.


A Bad Night

Not excited about talking about this but I went to jail for the first time in my life last night! Not impressed with this story, but here it goes. I got hooked up with a man from Nottingham escort agency and decided to go out to the bar with him for just a couple of drinks. Well, we all know how a few drinks turns into many. I hardly remember anything that happened, all I know is that I woke up in a cell, no rememberance of what happened and they said I came in without a wallet, keys, or phone! I was let out as soon as I woke up and made a bail call, I also found out I was charged for disturbing the peace and operating under the influence. This is exactly why I tell my friends that I am not the “going out” type of person. I get in way to much trouble.


My transformed neighbor

I wanted to inform you about a career that makes a ton with only a little time invested. It is not some investing scam, it is legitimate work! I noticed that my neighbor who I use to watch race out of his house to work every day was never leaving any more than I would go get groceries. I finally asked him what was going on and if he was alright, his reply was shocking.

“I’m doing better than ever! I finally quit my job and have time to spend with my kids. I only work two days a week and make more than I ever have,” my neighbor stated as I looked at him in confusion.

I asked him what he does and he told me all about how he took a month’s worth of classes on adult web design and is now rolling in cash. He only works a couple days a week and to be honest has me jealous. I may look into getting a little education in this field, but I wanted to tell others about it first.


Embarrassing Bowling

While my wife an I were still gay dating, we decided to join a bowling league. If you are a league bowler, you will know that each weeks session involves three games.

Being the macho man I thought I was, each time I took my turn, I had to fling the ball with all my might in order to impress my sweety. Now, being young and naive is not a good mix with being macho. My fingers were not accustomed to bowling and especially throwing the ball so aggressively. As the night wore on, My thumb began to swell, yet I continued to throw as hard as I could.

With each toss, my thumb would stick slightly more than the last toss and make a loud ‘pop’ as it released. It hurt, but I couldn’t let her know that! My last throw of the evening, I reared back, ran to the line and threw with all my might. My thumb did not release this time until my arm reached the apex of the follow through. At that point, the ball quite painfully released from my thumb and proceeded to bounced off the ceiling.

The bowling alley was crowded and I do believe that everyone in the place was watching, I went straight from macho to meek and red faced as I quietly took my seat!


I Promise I’ll Try

I love the fact that I can sit here and say that I actually went on a date with a man of higher standards than my ex-husband. Though he came from Leicester escorts, he was still a “real” date in my eyes. We had a very good time together and seemed to spark great conversations with one another. I very much enjoyed the dinner we had at a lovely five-star restaurant just a few blocks from my hotel. We share a bottle of wine, discussed the downfall in our economy and even talked briefly about our personal lives. I was actually pretty bummed out when our night came to an end. I knew that there was only a small chance in the world that I would ever be able to go on a date with him again. But that does not mean that I won’t try!


Saving Myself From Stress

In high school I always heard other kids talking about a fuck buddy and how cool it was to have one. Now that I am older I can look back at it all and laugh. I used to think of it as cool, but now I think of it as a way to stay away from relationships and to avoid drama at all costs. I haven’t been married yet just normal on and off relationships that seem to haunt you for years after the breakup. It’s been almost a year since my last one and I must say I have learned my lesson. I do not date now, I just go out and have a good time with no strings attached. It definitely saves me tons of stress and the craziness that commitment sometimes brings.


Oh why not?

It was so stereotypical. The former high school nerd is left dateless again. No date for senior prom and now no date for the first major class reunion either. It’s not that Sheila had never had a date, the reality was far from that. In fact, as an employee of Mansfield escorts she often had several dates per night. But these aren’t the kind of dates who would want to go to a high school reunion.

Left with few alternative options, Sheila decided to bite the bullet and call in a favor from a co-worker. She speed dialed Allen. He was tall and dashing with green eyes that would leave the former cheerleaders green with envy. The best part of the arrangement, though Sheila, was that at the end of the night she could be sure she’d be walked home and given at least a good night kiss, maybe more.